I did not draw this but only colored it in. A friend had drawn it and given up on finishing it. I thought it was far too clever to not finish. Now gaze upon its glory.

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It may surprise many to find out that the 6’7″, 270 lb. mammoth of a human being they know as Dave was once mocked by his second grade classmates as “Skinnybones”. It is the only name that has ever come close to “Davy Crockett” or “Rodney” in frequency. One day, during reading time I was conversing with two other kids about muscles. I made a point about how muscle size doesn’t necessarily represent the actual strength of a person. Read more on Fighting About Fighting…

Back in junior high math class one of the most interesting sections was the proofs. The transitive property is famous for it’s very sound logic. If a=b and b=c then a=c. Let’s take some cliches and apply this property to them just for the halibut.

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Alright people, the only awards that mean anything are back and they have all the worst junk from the previous year. They also have some special decade awards for those who have tortured us the most for the last ten years. This year is also special because they have been going for 30 years now. Who doesn’t love the Razzies?

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No one that I know personally has known what I was talking about when I mention ‘Picture Pages’. This is the old show that Bill Cosby did that involved some pretty sweet sound effects when he would draw things.

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I just thought I would point out a newly added section on the site that contains links to things I have found interesting. It is right over there on the right hand side. I pick the cream of the crop and put it over there. If it is in that section you know it is worth checking out.

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This is a picture of a ten foot great white shark. Imagine the monster that took that big chunk out of it.
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It should be clear how much I dislike SNL and I think I have said that it hasn’t been funny since the mid to latter nineties almost enough. Every once in a while though they have a gem that just shines. Lately almost all the gems have included Andy Samberg.

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This kid is amazing and I really want to play like him. Eat your heart out Yankovic. Read more on My New Hero…

A friend of mine and his wife were expecting a new baby and thought that it might come today on 7/8/9. I told them that they should have the kid at exactly 12:34.56 so the the child could have the coolest birth time ever. They had the baby earlier though. But I still celebrated today at 12:34.56.

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