It is often very fun to write a letter to a company about their products or services. I once wrote a sweet letter to Charmin about a way they could save money by making rectangular sheets instead of squares. Sadly I do not have a copy of that letter or their reply which was very interesting.
May 20th, 2011 by Dave | No Comments »
Mar 10th, 2011 by Dave | 4 Comments »
Inviting someone over to dine with you is a tradition that stretches back thousands of years into human history. There are some moments in dining history that boggle the mind and can be quite entertaining for years to come. Take a journey with me whilst I fill you in on three strange situations. Do not try these at home kids.
Feb 16th, 2011 by Dave | 2 Comments »
I love to make people who work as cashiers laugh. I use a lot of spur of the moment stuff and a few tried-and-true bits to accomplish this. I have been trying for years to get a particular joke to land at the grocery store. I am happy to announce that this morning at around 6:43 success was achieved.
Jan 20th, 2011 by Dave | No Comments »
Sometimes it is just better to hang out inside for months at a time, maybe do a bit of hibernating. I don’t know why I don’t wait til summer to put things like this up but here I go anyway:
Jul 13th, 2010 by Dave | No Comments »
As you may be aware I enjoyed annoying my art teacher in high school. One thing that anyone who has taken an art class has had to do is to draw a still life scene. In our class the teacher loaded a table in the middle of the room with fake fruit, plants, random junk and bovine skeletons. She had spotlights shining onto the subjects. We were told to select three items from the scene to draw. As you might guess this was my selection:
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May 25th, 2010 by Dave | No Comments »
Many people freak out when someone famous gets near them. I have never envied the famous when it came to privacy or the ability to do things in public. For this reason I am pretty sure that I will never meet anyone famous.
Apr 19th, 2010 by Dave | 1 Comment »
Still putting the new versions of videos up.
My brother Jared used to torture me when I was trying to go to sleep. I thought I would slap together a little animatic to let you in on my pain.
Mar 29th, 2010 by Dave | 4 Comments »
At a church youth activity when I was in high school we had a stick pull competition. The two contestants sit on the ground with their feet together and pull on a stick between them, with the goal of pulling the other person out of their place or having them let go of the stick.
Feb 27th, 2010 by Dave | 1 Comment »
A house exploded next to the office for the job I just got laid off from. I went in to move some stuff out and had to clean up some glass. A local news lady came by and asked me a couple of questions and then they filmed me sweeping. I checked their news story about it and was amazed to see my television debut. I was actually on TV once as a kid singing a song at school but all the other kids were there and you couldn’t really see me. In this one I am clearly visible. Enjoy:
Feb 23rd, 2010 by Dave | No Comments »
It may surprise many to find out that the 6’7″, 270 lb. mammoth of a human being they know as Dave was once mocked by his second grade classmates as “Skinnybones”. It is the only name that has ever come close to “Davy Crockett” or “Rodney” in frequency. One day, during reading time I was conversing with two other kids about muscles. I made a point about how muscle size doesn’t necessarily represent the actual strength of a person. Read more on Fighting About Fighting…
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