Many people choose to follow trends that will make them look back in a few years and hopefully feel embarrassed that they were so dumb. We need to help such individuals out by pointing out to them that they look stupid. It may seem negative but it is actually done out of love. Plus it’s a joke.
The FauxHawk
What You Are Saying:
“I want to show that I am a cool ‘rocker’ type who doesn’t care about what people think. But I don’t have the guts to go all the way and shave the sides of my head.”
Makes People Think of:
Someone sitting on the top of your head and squeezing their cheeks when they stand up.
Insulted Person Says to Me:
“Sorry we can’t all have a ‘normal’ hairdo or don’t want to shave the sides of our heads.”
My Reply:
“Apology NOT accepted!!!!!”
Currently Rolling Over In Grave(s):
Mr. T
The Last of the Mohicans
You are welcome.
Dude. (Have I ever started another post with that wonderful word?) My fellow rocker, DJ DC, of SLC, Utah, would be so disappointed with this post. I am LMAO, bordering on ROTFL.
the fauxhawk is yesterdays euro trash hair stylings
i have since moved on to the (PigHawk) bald on top with pointed u around the sides
Amazing that any monkey boy would think that he looks unique
wearing a stupid FauxHawk.