This Can’t Be Real

Who has a backside that requires an extra 18 inches of reach to get to? How much did they pay the big guy? What are the advantages of being a big guy that he spoke about? Who can wipe their rear with dignity? Can my friends use mine too? What is being done to address the age old dilemma of running out of toilet paper? Oh and lastly, What the…?

Just wait for the next product, the Super Soaker bidet.


3 Replies to “This Can’t Be Real”

  1. I’m not sure if it makes dookie any cleaner. I’m glad they didn’t do any kind of demonstration, because I was grossed out and stopped watching after 5 to 10 seconds of two girls, one cup. Ew.

  2. After having actually watched this video all the way through, I thought it was only fitting that they give you the ‘Get a Grip’ for free with separate shipping and handling.

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