One Lousy Grandfather

I enjoy the classic Willy Wonka film with Gene Wilder as much as anybody. I did not like the newer Johnny Depp version of the story at all. There is one huge thing that really bugs me about the story especially as told in the older version. Charlie Bucket’s Grandpa Joe is the worst grandfather in movie history. Let us explore some reasons for my conclusion.

Lazy Sack
While Charlie’s mother slaves away to support not only Charlie but many elderly people who all share the same bed, Grandpa Joe just sits there, in bed, wasting his time sucking up resources for tobacco money. When Charlie gets the ticket he doesn’t choose to take his hard-working, caring mother, he wants Grandpa Joe to come. Bedridden Grandpa Joe? How could he possibly make it? Oh wait, now suddenly he is singing and dancing around the bed. All this time he could have jumped out of bed and improved life for his family by working and didn’t. As soon as a chance to see a chocolate factory comes along he is Mr. Go-getter.

Bad Influence
Grandpa Joe later tells Charlie to steal the fizzy lifting drinks and almost gets him killed by the strangely-placed chopping fan at the top of the super tall room. Good idea Grandpa. This later gets Charlie yelled at by Gene Wilder and appears to cost him his winnings. It is at this point that Grandpa Joe with his great wisdom tells Charlie that they were going to give Slugworth the everlasting gobstopper. Luckily, that time Charlie didn’t listen to Grandpa Joe and he gave it back to Wonka.

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The fact that Grandpa Joe didn’t react like this also makes him a horrible Grandparent.

It is things like these that make Grandpa Joe a shining example for his impressionable grandson. Way to go Joe.


The Only Way to Make a “Best of” Album

If you know me you know I don’t like greatest hits albums. Many times anyone who cares enough about a group or artist already has all of the greatest hits as released on previous albums. Making things more annoying for me is when there is one or two new, good songs on a greatest hits album, thus forcing the dedicated fan to buy an album of material they already own to get one song. You would also know that I do not like to buy singles from itunes and such. My favorite way to experience music is as an entire album on vinyl. All of this leads to frustration when a band I like puts out a “best of” album

This brings me to the latest release from The Black Crowes. They have previously released greatest hits albums, boxed sets and such. This time they set up and recorded acoustic versions of all the songs on this best of album which is entitled “Croweology”. It is often good to hear songs reworked and if you are as in-the-zone as The Black Crowes always seem to be it is definitely good.

Sample some reworked glory:

[gplayer href=”http://www.everydaynormal.com/files/soulsinging.mp3″]Soul Singing[/gplayer]
[gplayer href=”http://www.everydaynormal.com/files/goodfriday.mp3″]Good Friday[/gplayer]
[gplayer href=”http://www.everydaynormal.com/files/girlfromapawnshop.mp3″]Girl From a Pawnshop[/gplayer]

Clearly, I highly recommend that you go get it and get it in vinyl.