In spite of their horrible reporting, hypocrisy and destruction of the lives of innocent people I do find many ESPN commercials to be entertaining. Come with me for a few minutes as I turn off my burning rage and watch this:
Dangerous Turkey
Every year the president pardons a turkey and this year is no different. When I am president the tradition will be done away with and I will instead chop that particular turkey’s head off in front of everyone. This year’s criminal turkey looked a bit strange:
Still not sure why every president insists on letting these dangerous turkeys go free.