I had a roommate once that we just addressed as Pursifull. He was an odd fellow, which made for some hilarious, frightening and sometimes confusing occurrences. One fine April Fools morning my other roommate jumped into the shower and turned it on. The water didn’t come out of the shower head at first, then it just drizzled out. He turned off the water and removed the shower head. He opened the door and called me over. When I got to the bathroom door he said, “Look what I found in the shower head.” It was an entire pack of Kool Aid. If you haven’t heard of this gag, it involves packing some Kool Aid into a shower head so that a person ends up taking a shower in purple or red water that can stain them. You are supposed to pack the Kool Aid in something that will slowly dissolve inside the shower head and release the Kool Aid after some time has passed, like toilet paper. Well, Pursifull had just shoved a full unopened packet of Kool Aid into the shower and clogged it up.
At that moment Pursifull was in his shower singing very loudly. I took the Kool Aid from my roommate and went over to the other bathroom. The door was unlocked and I let myself in. I crept up to the shower curtain with the now opened Kool Aid packet ready to toss. Pursifull kept singing as I advanced closer. As I reached up to dump the Kool Aid over the curtain Pursifull seemed to get louder. “I’m a little teapot short and st……….uh oh!!!” I had dumped the Kool Aid and ran out of there. For the next day he had a big purple streak on the left side of his face.
I’m rolling on the floor…