I really dislike how divided the U.S. gets every four years and how it lingers for the next 3.7 years then picks right back up. Good news, scientists have found a way to bring two people together in body and mind. They have devised the Voltron Solution.
They have used it to create a candidate that will really unite the people. Last night after the debate scientists kidnapped the candidates and made them drink the Voltron Solution and hold hands. The result is Johrack McBama. He is truly bi-partisan and will bring us all together (Unless, of course, like me, you don’t like either of the politicians that he is made up of).
Johrack McBama in 2008.
If this plan fails to unite us, the scientists plan on releasing their Voltron Solution into the water supply. Thus uniting the entire U.S. population into a massive evil-fighting robot.
