Video: It Just Makes Sense

When you have run up debt and bills so high that you cannot fathom the numbers the best and quickest way to make your problem go away permanently is demonstrated in this video:

It is really that simple people, and if you disagree you are a racist who wants old people to die.

Can you believe how many people actually try to make cases for all of the above?


Butt Dialing to the Rescue

When planning the crime of the century it is probably a good idea to make sure you haven’t accidentally dialed 911 with dispatch now recording your plans. I guess you could do that if you were getting bored with the monotony of the average heist and wanted to add something to up the degree of difficulty.

Who doesn’t love a good stupid-criminal story?


Lots of Bombs in the Air

When you are singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl make sure you know the words. I think we all know how it feels to botch it in front of millions of viewers. Well as it turns out, Christina Aguilera is not dead and she was the one to sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl this year.

For those of you that don’t know the anthem by heart listen for the line “o’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming”. (0:51 in the video)

Maybe you will find this small mess up as funny as I do after you watch what I instantly thought of when I heard her.

Good ol’ Nielsen.