- “Stop attributing quotes to me falsely.” – Albert Einstein
- When someone asks me if I want cheesecake, it sounds so much more appetizing than if it was called cheese pie.
- When it comes to web design, you can’t beat spiders.
- I am bound and determined to make a time machine. So I will occasionally look around to see if I figured it out yet.
- If we evolved from monkeys, why don’t I have thumb feet? Thumb feet are much better than big toe feet.
- If anyone has an extreme phobia we usually have an understanding and empathetic view. I feel sorry for people with homophobia, no one helps them out in their terror.
- Why don’t any restaurants serve sloppy joe’s?
- An added bonus of Christianity is that you have more weapons against vampires.
Worst Talk Show Guests
Every now and then I get the hankering for some mindless celebrity chat. I, of course, turn to late night talk shows. Most of the interviews are very contrived and standard issue boring. But every once in a while someone will step it up and make me want to watch infomercials or even read a book.
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There are plenty of things that have happened in the world of music that have made people of good will sick to their stomachs. These are some of the most vile and abhorrent offenses against music and all that is good and right with the world. And disclaimer here, these are just a silly opinion.
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