Dangerous Turkey

Every year the president pardons a turkey and this year is no different. When I am president the tradition will be done away with and I will instead chop that particular turkey’s head off in front of everyone. This year’s criminal turkey looked a bit strange:

Still not sure why every president insists on letting these dangerous turkeys go free.


Reason Strikes Again

I, for the most part, am a big fan of the libertarian “Reason” mag, .com, tv etc. They usually hit the nail right on the head in their often entertaining videos. A few years back a bunch of pretentious celebrities got together to show support for a prententious president and I wished that I had the time and means for making a video mocking them in their idiocy. Well never fear Reason and Nick Gillespie are following up with them.

Serious comedy gold.


The Electoral College

You may have been exposed to a few people who are against the electoral college as a means of electing the United States President. “The popular vote is a better way to make sure everyone’s vote counts” you may have heard them proclaim. You may have also heard the horror stories about presidents who have not won the popular vote but were still elected. With the way the US is today, you may even see the reasoning behind this and agree with it. If that’s the case, I am here to educate you as to why things are the way they are.

To begin to set you on the right path you must understand a few things that help clear up why we have the electoral college system in the first place.

The First item to know is what the Constitution says about electing the president:

From Article 2 Section 1
Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

The Constitution says nothing about popular vote of the people or even necessarily people of a state voting for president at all. It just so happens that all states have decided to use the vote of the people to choose electors for the office of president. One state could choose a different “manner” of choosing the electors if they thought it was a good idea and could get the state representatives to legislate it. The states elect the president, not the people directly. “Why in the world would you do that?” many will ask. For that answer we must simply think of the purpose of the Constitution and the type of governance it establishes. We should all be familiar with the famous “checks and balances” that are supposed to exist between the different branches of government. The branches of government are not the only competitors for power when it comes to checks and balances.

The Constitution mentions four different governing groups. One of these groups is foreign governments and therefore has no bearing here. The other three are within the United States and are groups listed as having powers either delegated to them or prohibited from them. These groups are federal government, state government and individual people. The checks and balances upon the first two of those groups were considered, at the time of the writing of the Constitution, just as important as the checks and balances between the branches of the federal government. It surprises many people in the modern United States to find that Senators from each state were originally elected by the state legislatures. The only federal position that the Constitution calls for election by the people to attain is in the House of Representatives. The seventeenth amendment removed that representation from the state and made it almost the same thing as the House of representatives in this regard. That takes powers away from the states and kills a big check and balance against the consolidation of power with the federal government. We today have always lived with it being that way and are accustomed to a much larger federal government role in our lives.

The original colonies could have remained separate sovereign states if they had wished. This would have made many small European-like countries in what is now the United States. Ultimately the colonies would have likely been either re-conquered or conquered by a foreign power, probably picked off one-by-one. The founders were well aware of such a threat in disunity, which is why we have things like the 3/5ths compromise or Benjamin Franklin’s “Join or Die” cartoon against the French. It was very important to them to be united sovereign states. At the same time though, the states wanted to maintain their more localized power and character (which was a bad thing in the case of South Carolina and Georgia, but that’s a different day’s topic). How could they do that with a massive federal government essentially taking their place? In order for them to agree to this federal government they needed to have their own state representation and powers.

With this desire for representation of the states’ interests in mind, I now call your attention to the fact that in 1790 the population of Delaware was around 59,000 while Virginia had near three-quarters of a million people. With such a disparity in populations a system that uses the popular vote to choose the president would completely annihilate any voice the state of Delaware may have had in the matter and Virginia would rule the roost very easily. Just as in the different houses of congress, the state governments and the individual people should count for something. Is there a way to acknowledge the fact that the state government of Delaware has made the choice to be united, thereby giving up some power and that the different state governments need to be represented as equals with the other sovereign states in the election of the president? Yes, yes there is. This system mirrors the numbers used to represent the state governments and the individuals in congress. Each state has 2 Senators regardless of their population. They are were represented as equals. The Representatives from a state are based upon the population of the people who are also counted as equals. The electoral college helps today’s sovereign state government of Wyoming, which has 0.18% of the US population, but is 2.0% of the states, have it’s state voice in the form of 2 more electoral votes for president to give it 3 instead of the 1 it would have if it were only based on population.

I will admit that in today’s United States, where state governments get no say as to who is in congress, it is easy to wonder why in the world the president isn’t selected by the popular vote of the people as well since we see no state representation anywhere else. The way we view states today makes them little more than very large counties within the sovereign state of the US. We should view them more as separate nation states united by the Constitution in order to better understand the electoral college.

Some people want the National Popular Vote plan, which a group called FairVote is pushing. This would be where a group of states agree they will give their electoral votes to the candidate who wins the national popular vote, regardless of who gets most votes in their state. The agreement would take effect only when the number participating can deliver 270 electoral votes (enough to win). As of 2010, Illinois, Hawaii, New Jersey, Maryland, Washington and the District of Columbia liked the idea. This is perfectly Constitutional to do, since a state can decide how they choose electors, but it also takes that extra symbolic step away from the state representation that the 17th amendment helped weaken.

I would like to see things be localized again and preferably not even have to vote for the president, but just have my state representatives vote on it. Also repeal the 17th amendment to get my state government back in a seat at the table. Doing this would put more emphasis on local elections and maybe people would once again know the names and records of their local representatives. The same number of people who are supposed to write our laws are also supposed to choose our president and I am ok with that.


Obama in Oiho

Some time ago the smartest president ever was campaigning in Ohio and misspelled the name of the state with three other geniuses. In progressive political fashion I have decided to not let this slide as a mere momentary mistake by someone but I will seize upon it and try to make it a serious issue that defines the president and his level of intelligence (Remember Dan Quayle).

It appears that I am not the only one to not let this go. The good people of Ohio have either attempted to make the president feel better or are mocking him right to his face by changing the spelling of the state’s name at his campaign rallies.

In addition to the aforementioned explanation it may also be possible that Oiho is a different state than Ohio which may help us to get to the number mentioned in this video which we will also hold onto mercilessly rather than attribute to a momentary lapse:

Update: In searching for more info on the land of Oiho I found this great cartoon from Michael Ramirez –


How Worthless is the U.N.?

In addition to creating stupid rules for member nations to abide by and giving money to dictators through corrupt schemes, another duty of the U.N. is to keep peace. Remember how World War 2 was one of the supposed reasons they were created and after we had the U.N. they would keep people from fighting wars and such? We all know they suck but we still dump money into them. I came across this video that demonstrates perfectly how effective the U.N. is.
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Who’s the Bigot Now?

Bigot – a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.

Having clearly defined the term to mean something other than someone who disagrees with a leftist, we can proceed with today’s topic. Recently there has been a great deal of hullabaloo around Chick-fil-a president and COO Dan Cathy and his recent comments regarding marriage and family. Anything I have read from a source that can be considered to the left politically has been grossly distorted and not accurate to anything Cathy said. My favorite, hugely-distorted headlines and trumped up outrage has come from Gawker sites. Let’s go to them to get our first piece of what Cathy said:

Chick-fil-A’s Delicious Chicken Sandwiches Are Deep Fried in Hate

The head of Chick-fil-A confirmed yesterday what liberal worrywarts have been warning oblivious sandwich eaters about for years: he really can’t stand the homos. That’s bad news, if you’re a Chick-fil-A connoisseur — the delicious deep fried poultry treat you’ve been putting in your face all these years is not only bad for your cardiovascular system, it’s bad for your soul. It’s bad for society!

Chick-fil-A’s President Dan Cathy made the announcement that it’s actually been Dick-fil-A all along in an interview with the Baptist Press that was posted earlier this week. In it, the multimillionaire restaurant owner ah-hyucked his way through an explanation of why his chain of restaurants gives so much money to anti-gay groups. It’s not that they don’t like gays, it’s that they think gay people are, um, an abomination. “Guilty as charged!” he said.

Oh my goodness!!! This Cathy sounds like a horrible human being who hates anyone who is not like him. Let’s get the pitchforks and burn him and his family to death!!!

Only, oops, the “guilty as charged” quote was not in reference to hating gay people and wishing ill will upon them. It was in reference to donating to and supporting groups that are looking to strengthen families and marriage. Does strengthening families and marriage equate to hating anyone? No it does not. The group that Cathy was specifically talking about supporting has a website at Winshape.com. I decided to go to this site and see how much they are an insane “anti-gay” group that wants to destroy fluffy happiness. I could not find anything that was “anti-gay”. I then did a site specific Google search for the term “gay” which came up empty. Then I tried “homosexual” to no avail. Seeing as they are “anti-gay” right wing nut jobs, I decided to search for more offensive terms which I would no doubt find on this crafty bastian of hatred. “Fag”, “faggot”, “homo” and “queer” all returned nothing. From what I could see this really was some kind of site for christian marriage and family strengthening and counseling. They must have made a separate site to promote their true agenda and not given anyone the link.

Giving up on that search I decided to go find out how many gay people had been denied service at Chick-fil-a because they were gay. Dagnabit I could find nothing. Surely I would next be able to find the count of which Chick-fil-a eateries had gay water fountains and straight water fountains. I found the count and it was 0. I just chalk that up to them not even wanting gay people to be around or to their eventual goal of a gay holocaust.

Cathy cannot possibly have just been talking about his support for strengthening families and marriages when he said, “Guilty as charged”. That has been made clear by the many reports I have seen.

I decided to go to the original interview for the frothing hatred in it’s purest form. When I read through it sure did appear that Cathy was one of those icky christians who go spreading hatred throughout the land by supporting strengthening families and marriages. He did use the phrase “biblical definition” for family units and we all know that this phrase is the smoking gun in regards to his true anti-gay nature. It seems he was a clever one though by disguising his burning rage as support for things he believes in making stronger. Well, we can’t have that, people believing in things and supporting them, ewwwww gross!!!

This brings me back to the definition of the word bigot:

a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.

No way, it cannot be. It would appear that Cathy was voicing his creed, belief or opinion regarding marriage and family and is now under attack by those who are utterly intolerant of it, thus making those who are so vocal in their venom towards him bigoty, bigotted, bigots. Cathy was not utterly intolerant of anyone else’s views in this interview, he merely voiced his own opinion on a topic and is now facing that repressive tolerance that we all know and love.

I did some more reading and found that Cathy had previously said on a radio show:

“we’re inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say we know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage. And I pray God’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude that thinks we have the audacity to redefine what marriage is all about.”

What a hateful thing to say that he prays that God has mercy on those who, in his beliefs are going against God. We all know that no one actually believes in God and that such a God would never grant mercy and kindness, so this statement must mean that he hates gay people, especially when you consider that he also said:

”while my family and I believe in the Biblical definition of marriage, we love and respect anyone who disagrees.”

And the company released this statement:

The Chick-fil-A culture and service tradition in our restaurants is to treat every person with honor, dignity and respect – regardless of their belief, race, creed, sexual orientation or gender. We will continue this tradition in the over 1,600 Restaurants run by independent Owner/Operators. Going forward, our intent is to leave the policy debate over same-sex marriage to the government and political arena.

What a disgusting and demonic bigot and his minions of hatred. Oh wait what was the definition of bigot again? :

a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.

Hmmm, well back to the old drawing board. Come on fellow bigots let’s prevent anyone from voicing an opinion we don’t like in public again. Let’s destroy this company and make an example to all who disagree with us.


Swiss Miss Debbie

So if you haven’t been watching the idiocy that is the Obama 2012 campaign you may not have heard that …dun…dun…dun… Mitt Romney has a Swiss bank account and what he does with his own money and property is everyone else’s business. What a dastardly thing to do with his own property. Well, in true moron fashion Debbie Wasserman-Schultz chimes in on this bank account non-issue and well, well, well it turns out she is a hypocrite. Shocking, I know.

Disclosure forms reveal that Democratic National Committee chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a member of Congress from Florida, previously held funds with investments in Swiss banks, foreign drug companies, and the state bank of India. This revelation comes mere days after the Democratic chair attacked presumptive Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney for holding money in Swiss bank accounts in the past.

Well there you go. It’s getting pretty old.