- “Stop attributing quotes to me falsely.” – Albert Einstein
- When someone asks me if I want cheesecake, it sounds so much more appetizing than if it was called cheese pie.
- When it comes to web design, you can’t beat spiders.
- I am bound and determined to make a time machine. So I will occasionally look around to see if I figured it out yet.
- If we evolved from monkeys, why don’t I have thumb feet? Thumb feet are much better than big toe feet.
- If anyone has an extreme phobia we usually have an understanding and empathetic view. I feel sorry for people with homophobia, no one helps them out in their terror.
- Why don’t any restaurants serve sloppy joe’s?
- An added bonus of Christianity is that you have more weapons against vampires.
One Liners
These are some one liners I have come up with.
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