I am devoted to uniting mankind and making the world a better place. The other night as I was flipping channels on the old tube, I saw a news commentator talking about how The U.S.A. is the best country in the world. While I personally agree, I also couldn’t help but wonder how this makes people in other countries feel. So to unite the world I have come up with some propaganda that will inspire a sense of pride and togetherness amongst all mankind.
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Meet one of the “Apathy Bears”. He is “Hamburger Heart Bear”. His will to live was stolen by the Hamburglar a long time ago and the only joy he gets in life is when he sinks his teeth into a greasy triple stack. Diabetes and a few bypass surgeries are certainly in his future, but this is one 12 year old who doesn’t mind much, as long as he gets it “his way”.
Low Fuel
One day as I was driving home from work, my fuel light popped on and I thought, “Super!! Time to go spend my days worth of pay on gasoline.” I looked at the light for a little longer than usual and like doctor Emmett Brown I had a vision in my mind and sketched it out. It may be slightly crude but it accurately reflects how I, and almost everyone else I know, feel about the current state of oil prices.
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