I have high hopes of being able to change the world for the better and these are some more of my important revolutionary causes.
ATV’s on the street
I want to save more money on gas, but I am too lazy to keep a motorcycle or scooter balanced while riding. A four wheeler would be perfect. I once called a sheriff’s department to ask them why they aren’t street legal and how I could fix it and they said they didn’t know. I asked a lady at the DMV and she said they were too dangerous. I replied by telling her that motorcycles are just as unsafe if not more so. She was stumped as well. I imagine I would just need to put mirrors and lights on one. If anyone has definitive answers let me know.
Chunky Brownish Yellowish Gold
I just learned that something called ambergris is worth a lot of money. It is used in perfumes and junk like that. It is actually whale vomit. So my new plan was to buy a dingy and head out to sea with a boatload of Long John Silvers meals. It turns out it takes a few years to solidify though.
Computer Ink Ripoff
The last two times that I have gone to the store to buy printer ink refills I have just ended up buying a whole new printer because it was cheaper than the ink. Always look for deals on printers and compare them to the price of your ink.