100 Percent Chance of Snow

I have a swamp cooler in my house and I hate it. Every summer I feel like I am trapped in a fat lady’s armpit. The swamp cooler makes it seem worse, because in my mind, if air is blowing it should cool me off. But it just feels like a giant blow drier. When I am in the broiling heat of summer, watching this video of my brother Jared makes me yearn for winter.

Then when it actually is winter, I kinda want summer back.