HOME SCHOOL

Me and some friends were sitting around one night bored out of our minds. We were dreading going back to school on that Monday. We were thinking how cool it would be to just be home schooled. Then we got the GENIUS idea to have some fun. We each grabbed a piece of paper and went off to different corners of the room. Our goal: to come up with some “FUNNY” Good and Bad points of being home schooled. After we had all come up with as many as we could we threw all of our ideas together and came up with a MASTER list… A “Best of” list… We came up with several more but these were some of the better ones…. SO I now give you….

“THE GOOD AND BAD POINTS OF HOME SCHOOL”

GOOD POINTS:

– “Free Lunches!”
– “No Gangs!”
– “You know everyone in school!”
– “You always know where your classes are!”
– “School is never too far from home!”
– “No Dropouts!”
– ” You can flunk everything and still be #1 in your class!”
– “No Fights”

BAD POINTS:

– “ALWAYS have homework!”
– “Small Yearbooks!”
– “School NEVER gets canceled!”
– “Teacher ALWAYS knows your name!”
– “No Substitutes!”
– “The Proms SUCK!!!”
– “Can’t make up excuses as to why you didn’t get your home work done!”
– “IF YOU FART THERE IS NO ONE TO BLAME IT ON!!!!”