I am devoted to uniting mankind and making the world a better place. The other night as I was flipping channels on the old tube, I saw a news commentator talking about how The U.S.A. is the best country in the world. While I personally agree, I also couldn’t help but wonder how this makes people in other countries feel. So to unite the world I have come up with some propaganda that will inspire a sense of pride and togetherness amongst all mankind.
If we can rally around the cause together we will all be one, just like in Independence Day. If somebody doesn’t like the life that they can have on Earth they can try to live somewhere else. Here on Earth there is a good chance that war or disease might kill you, but everywhere else just being there will kill you. That’s why I am proud to be a human from Earth. Who’s with me?