There are some things that, once eyes have been laid on, must be owned or experienced. Today I learned of one such thing and it is glorious.
Before my large body is lowered into the ground I must visit Cleveland Ohio and see the Christmas Story House Museum. I have previously enjoyed people making fun of Cleveland but that was before I knew that this museum existed and is located there. This should single-handedly boost the economy of Cleveland permanently.
http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/
As a note for anyone looking to get me presents, I must have the following items:
Decoder Pin
Old Man Action Figure
Leg Lamp Puzzle
Kids Figures
Flick Hat
Elf Hat
I already have a leg lamp of my very own, and since my mother-in-law has never seen “A Christmas Story” she just thought I was some kind of pervert.
I must now get to planning my pilgrimage to the home of Master Ralph Parker.