Many people choose to follow trends that will make them look back in a few years and hopefully feel embarrassed that they were so dumb. We need to help such individuals out by pointing out to them that they look stupid. It may seem negative but it is actually done out of love. Plus it’s a joke.
Skinny Jeans
What You Are Saying:
“I don’t have anything in my pockets.”
Makes People Think of:
Kramer from Seinfeld walking like Frankenstein. or
How you need to exercise more.
Insulted Person Says to Me:
“I’m just trying to bring back the 80’s.”
My Reply:
“That’s the problem.”
Currently Rolling Over In Grave(s):
Levi Strauss
MC Hammer
You are welcome.