Movie Review: Skyfall

Oh boy, yet another James Bond movie. I have to say that even the new darker, emotionally scarred, mopey version of James Bond has gotten old for me. I never much cared for the old James Bond Stuff either. In my eyes it has only been good for mining comedy material like Sean Connery quotes. On to the spoiler alerts for this particular movie.

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SPOILER ALERT:
The whole focus of this movie is protecting Dame Judy Dench from a freaky looking, omnipotent, gay hacker. Said hacker at one point says he doesn’t want anyone but him to hurt Dench, but this is only after his initial attack team already went in and shot her in the side. Oh and after he had someone in a helicopter blast the building all around. Then and only then does he give his order that only he can get her. Ultimately James Bond fails because the shot in the side proves to be too much for Dame Judy Dench to handle and she dies anyway.

Most of my other complaints are found in this “Honest Trailer” for the movie: